HAHA IVE BEEN WANTING TO POST THIS FOR A LONG TIME BUT I KEEP FORGETTING. THANKS CHRISSY FOR REMINDING ME :D


it's like, there's this school reunion dinner thing. and this ex-head cheerleader's husband, the ex-head jock died. and the woman wanted to see her husband for the last time then she looked at his neck and was like:

woman: :-O is that a hickey?
*wolfe peers over his neck*
wolfe: er. or it could be the rupture of blood vessels under the epidermal tissue.
-long pause-
woman: a hickey?.
wolfe: or.. it could be a hickey.

ehh i find it damn funny. you should go WATCH it. it's funnier (:


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and i remembered this other quote!
from CSI: csi
(:

hodges and the other noobs accidentally broke one of the miniature murders then greg came in and he was like covered in gunk.
i cant remember every word o_o

greg: hey you guys know where grissom is?
hodges: (something like) nice outfit.
greg: kiss my ass i'd like to see you crawling around in a dumpster trying to find the difference between blood and marinara sauce (somethingsomethingsomething)
-NOOBS BEHAVE SUSPICIOUSLY-
greg: what are you guys doing.
noobs: erh nothing.
greg: 'know what, i dont even care. i need to go take a shower.

there was somemore after that, i cant remember.
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